Congratulations to Steve Haack for winning FFRF’s caption contest from the September issue.
The winning caption was a limerick (of which we received more than one):
There once was a woman named Mary,
Whose impotent husband was wary,
So she claimed it was God,
Who had slipped her the rod,
It was really a shepherd named Larry.
Top runners-up include:
#MeToo — John Schaeffer and Lois Jean, sent separately.
All I did was go to confession! — Allen Misher
Thanks to all who participated. If you see any non-copyright-protected pictures or images (most likely that you take yourself) that you think would be good for a caption contest, please send them to [email protected].