Congratulations to Stephen Van Eck of Pennsylvania for winning FFRF’s caption contest from the September issue. For his winning essay, he wins an FFRF T-shirt.
The winning caption is: You’d think God could do something about these damn pigeons!
Top runners-up include: Hmmm, who shall I discriminate against today?”— Wayne Kleeman of Arkansas.
Paper or plastic? Give me paper, I guess. — Larry Lubetsky of Maryland
If I would have known THIS is what everlasting life meant . . .
— Paul Oles of Ohio
Thanks to all who participated. If you’ve taken any photos that you think would be good for this contest, please email them to email@example.com.