Crankmail (March 2020)

We hope you enjoy this issue’s installment of Crankmail, where we don’t edit the letters for spelling, grammar, clarity or profanity. Read at your own risk.

Money: You might want to visit this website which I don’t support about 5 people who bear their testimonies about visiting the other side. I think it will “wake you up”. Your all going to be held accountable. It’s not a joke. God’s for real and apparently it look’s like Hell is too. Here’s one example. It will make you shiver inside…. You’ll know he’s telling the truth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nIN6xXRsZ0 — Andy Bartholomew

Atheism: You are trying to take us back to the days of USSR and what China is doing today: eliminate freedom to practice a religion of our choice, erase our National Heritage and make Atheism our National Religion. Yes, through your organization, you are advocating that our taxpayer-paid public schools preach the faith of atheism. Shame on you! You are so hypocritical. — Jeff Linsy

Freedom from You: Stop pushing your belief on me. I know God is real and what you do with your life is your choice. I don’t want you to face eternity and regret your choice. —Jacqueline Miniard

Cowards: Stop being cowards and liars. We all know you are statnists and we want freedom from you. You are the problem cowards. — Donald Koller

your ideas: Please come to my town and walk down the street.You wont last log. FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU COMMIE CUNTS — Steven Walther

Pope Joan: Hello my name is Tisha, I had came across an article that was written in 1998 in regards to Pope Joan. I’m reaching out in regards to Pope Joan because I believe it’s time for the truth to be known about her being the true Jhesus Christ.

I have reason to believe because of my experiences with God, and what I understand in regards to the book of revelations, that I am her direct bloodline. There are those whom are her enemies that knew she was my bloodline before I did, and I was attacked from a spiritual perspective because of it. Today I reach out in hopes to find the right door that can help me reclaim her throne. I carry something that was give to me that I believe leads to that inheritance, and if I can find the correct door that leads me to her. Then I will be able to do what God has sent me to do for humanity. — Tisha Martin

Fake: I’ll believe that the FFRF really believes in it’s stated purpose when it protests the require writing or recitation in some public school systems of the Islamic Shahada by the pupils whether or not the students are Muslim, Christian, Jewish, etc. Your organization does not stand for the freedom of religion, or even a secular weight in the public square. You stand against Christians and Christian values. You’re fakes and liars. — David Payton

Prayer: I wanted to tell yall that Ill pray for you poor, dumb, hell bound bastards. — Joe Franlin

Get a life: You people need Jesus. You shitballs rank up there with the worst people imaginable. I just read a story about you trying to intimidate a sheriff’s office. Take inclusive and stick it up your ass. — Uri Stentson

Ffef: YOU can STOP being UN-AMERICAN and STOP telling ME how to raise MY children. But mainly STOP being a total bunch of ASSHOLES!! — Gary Crittenden

You will rot in hell: You and your entire organization will rot in HELL. You have no business with your violent threats against our schools and the god fearing children that attend. You ever try that bullshit with me our my kids and you will not see the next day. — Dave Bawenda

Yopu people are creeps: How may you be of assistance? How about this: Throw yourselves into the Grand Canyon rather than bullying an elementary school into cancelling a live nativity scen for third graders. All your member have ever wanted in life was “attention” for being “different” due to your low self-esteem. What trash you truely are. — Greg Hoover

Gift: please send me a gift of $30,000 make check payable to vaughn drum — Vaughn Drum

GO AWAY: IF YOUR ORGANIZATION DOES NOT CEASE OPERATION IN 7 DAYS, WE WILL HAVE NO OTHER OPTION THAN TO FILE A COURT ORDER AGAINST YOU FOR HARASSMENT. PLEASE PUBLICLY STATE THAT YOU ARE CEASING OPERATIONS OR WE WILL CONTINUE TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH OUR LAWSUIT. WE HAVE THE NAMES OF EVERYONE THAT SUPPORTS YOUR GROUP. THEY WILL BE LISTED IN THIS LAWSUIT WITH POSSIBLE JAILTIME FOR HARASSING CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY. PAPERWORK HAS ALREADY BEEN FILED IN THE US COURT SYSTEM AND WILL APPEAR AS PUBLIC RECORD. PLEASE DO THE RIGHT THING AND STOP THE HARASSMENT OF US CITIZENS. YOU STUPID HILLBILLY GROUP  Everett Jameson

school prayer: You can by stopping your interference in fredom of religion and freedom of speech. If you people want to worship your devils, go ahead…just do it in your basement. I think you all should be deported to a desert island in the Indian Ocean. You are all worse than the devil himself. This country was founded on Christianity and You are stepping on my rights as a citizen. You should all just shut up and read the Bible. You , sir, do more harm to this country than war. I personally take offence that you want to separate school students from their churches while in school. They have a right to pray, You only make enemies by your life style. How many of you guys are there compared to Christians in this country..Majority always rules so stay out of it. — Ann Barnes

God: Do not let the DEVIL Deceive you. There is a SATANIC WORLDWIDE ORGANIZATION in which it’s basic purpose is to implant DOUBT in the mind of mankind. You need to OPEN your Mind’s EYE. — Jeff Vandermause

Walker county: Stay out of Walker county and mind your business. When the sheriff references prayer that gives hope and comfort. This world is so full of evil prayer is the only thing people can do to help those in need. I don’t know what kind of demonic organization this is but I vow to advocate to have it shut down. You are part of the evil corrupt swamp and it’s time to drain. — Kimberly Brown

East Knox High School: Raised in Howard Ohio my life. 1st and only warning. You will stop all harassment towards the football team. Or there will be a calling coming. — Brett Rittenhouse

End of atheism: God prepared me to beat Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Matt, and all Atheists; once and for all. I simply need assistance to meet with these atheists in public debate. God prepared me, from 325 AD. Nothing is hidden from me. Each and every soul we lost to atheism will return with interest. — Nicky Verster

Brain Dead Dopes: You atheists and agnostics are brain dead dopes. You guys know full well that God exists but you brain dead dopes want to be your own gods and don’t want to be under the authority of God. Stupid brain dead dopes. — Michael Mazar