Caption contest winner!

Congratulations to Kai Bird for winning FFRF’s caption contest from the January/February issue.

The winning caption is: None of it was true. I had my fingers crossed the whole time.

The top runners-up, in no particular order, are:

• Walking on water was nothing. Watch me smoke this invisible joint, then juggle this single ball!
Jim Luke

• Got a cigarette? ­— John Alexandr

• If you turn this globe over and shake it there will be snow. If you shake it just right, there will be wine.
Mike Wortz

• Auctioneer Jesus: “Do I hear three shekels for this beautiful orb?”
Julie Fausette

Thanks to all who participated.

We will have another contest in an upcoming issue. If you see any non-copyright-protected images (most likely that you took yourself) that you think would be good for a caption contest, send them to [email protected].

Da Vinci’s Salvatore Mundi