Congratulations to Kai Bird for winning FFRF’s caption contest from the January/February issue.
The winning caption is: None of it was true. I had my fingers crossed the whole time.
The top runners-up, in no particular order, are:
• Walking on water was nothing. Watch me smoke this invisible joint, then juggle this single ball!
— Jim Luke
• Got a cigarette? — John Alexandr
• If you turn this globe over and shake it there will be snow. If you shake it just right, there will be wine.
— Mike Wortz
• Auctioneer Jesus: “Do I hear three shekels for this beautiful orb?”
— Julie Fausette
Thanks to all who participated.
We will have another contest in an upcoming issue. If you see any non-copyright-protected images (most likely that you took yourself) that you think would be good for a caption contest, send them to [email protected].